thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

(Source: monodoh)

via biotchsaidwat
1/9/14 | 5:52pm | 284,599 notes

koishy:

imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes

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runhao:

i didn’t expect you to follow back and now i have to seem cool, a novel

via mischievouspranksteroftheshire
1/9/14 | 5:50pm | 68,351 notes

(Source: chrispratz)

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gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

1/9/14 | 5:47pm | 32,025 notes

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shamelustly:

tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

I was gone from school for two weeks after being in an accident and when i came back to school literally no one gave a fuck. I wish we can all go back to our 4 year old selves because growing up teaches us how to hate and be self centered. 

(Source: sizvideos)

1/9/14 | 5:45pm | 656,254 notes

litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

1/9/14 | 5:41pm | 77,425 notes
boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

(Source: warbyparker)

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annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

1/9/14 | 5:37pm | 251,060 notes

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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nooby-banana:

constable-frozen:

elsa + rapunzel

i… didn’t notice until i read the description……….

1/9/14 | 5:35pm | 10,747 notes

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bisexualbucky:

 (x)

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